My son complained that the babysitter wasn't doing what he asked. So the next time she came over we taught her a lesson about disobeying before my husband and I left.
My Wife presented me this as I came out of the shower and asked me to tongue-tease her until she asked to cum. Then, after about 20 minutes of edging, she squirted on my face.
My Wife presented me this as I came out of the shower and asked me to tongue-tease her until she asked to cum. Then, after about 20 minutes of edging, she squirted on my face.
My mom is always trying to stay up with trends. One day she asked, "What's Twitter for?" So I got her this T-shirt. Then she asked, "What's Tinder for?"
My dad keeps asking my mom why she is so tired all the time.. if only he knew. I would tell him but my bully would definitely kick my ass if he ended up losing his favorite fuck toy.
My messy roommate asked where her satin angel panties were and I said I had no idea. They appeared a week later, she had no idea I covered them in my cum
My married teammate found my posts and asked if I was on Reddit. I said yeah and he told me he wanted to come over and fuck me. I was hoping we could flip since I’ve had a crush on him for years, but he pounded me in 5 different positions before cumming d
My friend and I were cleaning the wheels off the car, we started talking about sex and my dick started to grow and it slip out of my shorts. He laughed and asked me if he could take a picture. What did you do ?
My friends would ask me why I wanted to take my sister shopping. Especially when I said it was to get her hand lotion. what I didn't say is that her soft hands are worth all the money In the world
My school bully's dad was my English teacher, who didn't like me and was going to fail me. My biggest mistake was asking my mom to convince him to change his mind. He ended up sending his son this video, who proceeded to send it to me and the rest of our
